the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?
My favorites bands : The Killers
needs to be put up in every school
Cats vs. Dogs
Relationships aren’t for getting things, they’re for giving things. Never make yourself fall in love to make yourself happy. Fall in love to make the person you fall in love with happy.
they said it was dangerous and stupid but look at me now. 3 years after eating nothing but plant seeds I get 95% of my energy from the sun plus my branch arms are useful in duels
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